CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer.
VALUE INVESTING = the art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO = the percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps falling.
BROKER = what my broker has made me.
FINANCIAL PLANNER = a person whose phone has been disconnected.
STANDARD & POOR = description of an investor's life in general.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR = a frustrated investor who's now locked away in an institution.
MARKET CORRECTION = something that occurs the day after you invest in the market.
CASH FLOW = the movement your investment makes as it disappears down the drain.
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